Jul 4 (3 days ago)
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Hey buddy,
Here's a true drunk joke on me.
Twenty some years ago I was playing at a bar in Colorado with my band, the Lizards. We were a hard drinking bunch that never would have even considered playing sober.
I went to the machine to buy cigarettes but no Marlboros came out, no matter how many quarters I pumped into it. Finally, enraged, I reared back and started kicking the damn thing.
The bouncer came up, laid a hand on my shoulder and said, "Sir, that's a jukebox."
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